why I’m voting for Sock Monkey

You know, I don’t understand you Republicans. You’ve allowed the bushcheney to snatch an American citizen off the street, call him an “unlawful combatant”, and toss him into jail. No courts, no lawyers, no contact with family, all on his say so alone. Are you sure you want Hillary Clinton to have that power? There’s a good chance that she’ll be your next president, and she’s still got to be pissed about what you all did to her Bill.

What about being able to pick and choose whatever laws she feels like obeying. Are you really comfortable with that? And, she won’t have to tell you anything about what she’s doing.

If you let george leave office with those powers intact, you’re telling the next president that all that’s ok with you. “Go ahead, we’re cool with it.” In fact, there wouldn’t be anything you could do about it, because it’s good chances the next Congress will be controlled by the democrats.

Think about it. Are you really that sure one of your guys are going to win the election for president? There’s a real good chance that either Clinton, or that other liberal, Obama, who’s been endorsed by Ted Kennedy, himself. gasp!

Think about it. They’ll be listening to your phone calls, reading your mail, seeing what you do on the internet. And of course, they’ll be laughing at your “little smoochums” you and your wife send to each other. Is that what you really want. Ha. I didn’t think so.

The only way you can stop that, and I do mean the only way, is to impeach the bushcheney. And right now. And you’re the only ones who can do it. It sure doesn’t seem the Democrats are going to do it. Uh... doesn’t that make you just a little bit suspicious?

Otherwise……hey, what can I say?

But, wow, that’s some choice you got this year. John “it’s ok with me if we’re in Iraq for a hundred years. They’re just gooks anyway” McCain, or Mitt “I’m just a rich dilettante, and my hair is perfect” Romney. And hey, they’re Republicans too. And the Republican Party is the reason we’re in the mess we’re in now. No other reason. It was all just politics, you know. Guiliani’s gone, Thompson. Gone. No wonder you’re all so depressed and freaking out.

But hey, the Democratic Party’s not in much better shape. Edwards dropped out, Kucinich. Now all they got is Hillary “I can be a heartless bitch” Clinton, and Barack “a shit storm’s coming” Obama.

Do you remember the 90’s, Bill Clinton? Sure you do. I even mentioned it earlier. That will seem like a walk in the park compared to the shit storm that will be coming down on Obama if he wins the election. Stop shifting around. You know what I mean, I know it, and anybody with a brain knows it. You know the Republican Party is already cranking it up. I just got another of those chain sleaze mails that are going around the internet now. And he’s not even the candidate yet. What do you think will happen if he gets elected?

And, sure Clinton can be a heartless bitch. And if you ask her, she’ll tell you. She’s a smart, tough woman, but there is a whole load getting set up, ready to deliver. Do you remember the 90’s, Bill Clinton? Sure you do. I even mentioned it earlier. All the groundwork, and all the tapes are all just sitting there, getting dusted off to repeat and improve on. Stop squirming. You know what I mean, I know it, and anybody with a brain knows it.

And do you think a Congress, that can’t even get it up to at least push back at the bushcheney that nobody really likes anymore, would have the clankers to stand up for their president in the face of that storm? Ha. Fat chance. They gotta get their donations and get re-elected, you know.

This day in history
- Edward Donald Slovik (February 18, 1920 – January 31,1945) was a private in the United States Army during World War II and the only American soldier to be executed for desertion since the American Civil War.
- In 1606, Guy Fawkes, convicted of treason for his part in the "Gunpowder Plot" against the English Parliament and King James I, was executed.

and,

- In 2003, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair met at the White House; Bush said he would welcome a second U.N. resolution on Iraq but only if it led to the prompt disarming of Saddam Hussein. Pushing for a new resolution, Blair called confronting Iraq "a test of the international community."


So. That’s it. And that’s why I’m voting for Sock Monkey.




heh, heh. Hi! I’m Sock Monkey.

I’m not quitting. I’ve noticed that a bunch of guys quit their campaigns lately. Well, they’ll never get to be president that way.

We’ve got plenty of cash on hand. Me and Lumpy counted it all up, and we’ve got $7.43, and a Canadian quarter. So, we’re all set, and looking forward to the months ahead with enthusiasm and big hopes. Just the other day, or so, recently, we got this in a computer mail from New Jersey. In the northeast, near New York City. Grandpa’s got friends in Public Works. Those guys are great! Great picnics, too.

Cool, huh?

In other campaign news, production is almost ready to get started soon on a new campaign ad. You’re maybe getting kinda tired of seeing the same one over and over, again and again. And we have 2 (two) new position papers almost completely thought about. And we’ll be working on them soon, too.

We’d like to introduce Lester. He’s the new coordinator for our southwest activities. His assistant, Brian, has a lot of election experience himself, having lost an election himself.

We’re really looking forward to their progress reports, and we’ll pass them on to you when we do.

Handsome guy, ain’t he?

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