support grows for Sock Monkey

From Florida to California, enthusiasm grows as Sock Monkey is seen as the true agent of change. Tired of the same old failed politicians, many people work tirelessly to bring attention to his campaign.

“I really appreciate the messages of encouragement I get from ordinary people around the country,” Sock Monkey said this morning, “It truly is heartening”.



In other campaign news, a campaign spokesmonkey reported that it appears that Lumpy may have suffered some damage to his eyes in the dryer incident that occurred two days ago.

“We have complete confidence in the medical staff at Grandma’s house,” he said, “and anticipate a complete restoration.” He added that people need not be overly concerned about this, and that Lumpy continues to be enthusiastic about the campaign. “There is no need to cancel any of his events”, the spokesmonkey added.