Thursday, August 23, 2007

this enemy would follow us home

"Unlike in Vietnam, if we were to withdraw [from Iraq] before the job was done, this enemy would follow us home."
- george w bush Aug 22, 2007

Well, let me see if I have this right. The Iraq Resistance & Terrorist Army would load up onto the ships of their formidable Navy, and the planes of their Air Force, and invade the US.

Is that right, georgie?

Or is it that your department of homeland security is so incompetent that they'd be able to just buy airline tickets and fly commercial? Then, what does DHS actually do anyway? Maybe you should have gone for quality instead of cronyism, hmmm?

Now, I'm just asking, georgie, do you even realize what a ridiculous clown you have made of yourself with these (no other way to put it) incredibly stupid slogans your speechwriters come up with? Do you know that your grandkids, now that jenna's engaged, are going to have to go to school with other kids who are going to humiliate and taunt them mercilessly with the fact that their grandfather is such a brainless twit? You know how cruel kids can be. Hell, you were one yourself, blowing up frogs, branding kids, and such.

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