The Guerrilla Campaign

By Sheila Samples 11/28/08 Thou, too, sail on, O Ship of State! Sail on, O Union, strong and great! Humanity with all its fears, With all the hopes of future years, Is hanging breathless on thy fate! - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The recent blowout election that gave us President Barack Obama resulted in a flood of emotion that engulfed both parties. The one thing they had in common was that neither party could believe it. Political comedian Mort Sahl once said, "Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen." If we have learned nothing else about Republicans, it's that, with few exceptions, they are vindictive, immoral, blood-thirsty, and just plain power-mad. Republicans are so much better at destroying things than Democrats are. They say and do whatever it takes to win. And if that doesn't work -- they seize it anyway. So we were braced for another disappointment -- not because we didn't share Obama...

Well, Johnny, (I can call you Johnny, right?) Anyway, don’t feel too bad. I got danced on Election Day too. You and Sarah (I can call you Sarah, right?) should do what me and Lumpy did. We looked at each other at 3am, and said, “Well, that’s it. Let’s go get a banana” And we did. Then we fell asleep on the pillow. And when we woke up, it was another day. We’d like to congratulate President-elect Barack Obama on his historic victory, and remind him that we will always be available to help. We’d also like to congratulate the American people for their obvious wisdom and courage. Oh yeah. We concede. SockMonkey and Lumpy http://tmars.iwarp.com/sockmonkey08/index.html paid for by money we found in the sofa cushions

:-) and, as they say, the rest is history